Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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