Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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