went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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