My friends, they love my intelligence
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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