shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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