YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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