i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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