What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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