Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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