Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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