Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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