you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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