Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Randomize