Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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