i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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