who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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