I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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