Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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