why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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