i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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