i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would ride that face into the sunset
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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