at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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