I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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