He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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