Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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