I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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