Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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