I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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