is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Even the bartender felt bad for me
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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