she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
