I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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