i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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