I'm drive I can fine osifer
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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