is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
