I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize