The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
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