He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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