why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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