i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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