I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I wear drunk well.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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