so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
