batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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