I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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