in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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