You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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