Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize