Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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