That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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