y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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