i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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