I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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