actually, I'm a sock model
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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