i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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