yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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